FAMILIES COME FIRST WRONG FOR SPRINGFIELD (Springfield Shopper)

WATCH OUT, HERE COMES HOMER (Springfield Shopper)

SIMPSON SAYS SAFE! (Springfield Shopper)

DOZENS CHEER HOMER SIMPSON (Springfield Shopper)

HOMER SIMPSON STRIKES AGAIN! (Springfield Shopper)

ENOUGH ALREADY, HOMER SIMPSON! (Springfield Shopper)

BIGFOOT STILL AT LARGE (National Informer)

I MARRIED BIGFOOT (National Informer)

BIGFOOT'S WIFE PLEADS: CALL HIM HOMER (National Informer)

THE BIGFOOT DIET (National Informer)

VIVE LE BART! (Newsweeque)

RHYMES WITH DASTARD (Newsweekly)

357 MAGNUM The Clown Stopper (Today's Guns)

WORK ACCIDENTS REACH RECORD LOW (The Springfield Power Plant Employee Newsletter)

MUTATION CAUGHT AT OL' FISHIN' HOLE (Springfield Shopper)

KROOK OF THE YEAR (Timely)

VANDAL DECAPITATES TOWN STATUE (Springfield Shopper)

FISHIN' HOLE OR FISSION HOLE? (Springfield Shopper)

GOVERNOR CALLS FOR POWER PLANT INSPECTION (Springfield Shopper)

BURNS ENTERS GUBERNATORIAL RACE (Springfield Shopper)

BURNS SKYROCKETS TO SEVEN PERCENT IN LATEST POLLS (Springfield Shopper)

BURNS BANDWAGON ROLLS ON (Springfield Shopper)

ART TREASURE TO VISIT SPRINGFIELD (Springfield Shopper)

BURNS NUKES BAILEY IN LATEST POLL (Springfield Shopper)

BURNS FIRES UNGRATEFUL EMPLOYEE (Springfield Shopper)

ANOTHER SMART MOVE BY BURNS (Springfield Shopper)

HOORAY FOR BURNS! (Springfield Shopper)

BART TO MARTIN: EAT MY SHORTS (Daily Fourth Gradian)

EXTRA!!! PRINCE BEATS SIMPSON (Daily Fourth Gradian)

MICHAEL JACKSON HOAX (Springfield Shopper)

NEVER TOO BUSY... (Springfield Shopper)

EXTRA! CONGRESS CLEANS HOUSE (Washington Beacon)

PRESIDENT DECLARES WORLD PEACE (Springfield Shopper)

PRESIDENT SIMPSON DECLARES WORLD PEACE (Springfield Shopper)

PRESIDENT SIMPSON WINS SUPER BOWL (Springfield Shopper)

PRINCIPAL STILL MISSING (Springfield Shopper)

PSYCHIC JOINS SKINNER HUNT (Springfield Shopper)

PRINCIPAL MURDER TRIAL BEGINS TODAY (Springfield Shopper)

SENTENCING TODAY FOR DINKY DON (Springfield Shopper)

AMERICA'S FAVORITE PENCIL (US of A Today)

WORLD PEACE DECLARED (Springfield Shopper)

MONSTERS OKAY SLAVERY PLAN (Springfield Shopper)

WIZARD OF WALNUT STREET (Springfield Shopper)

ONE MOE FOR THE ROAD (Timely)

THROUGH THE ROOF! (Bar and Stool Magazine)

SQUIRREL RESEMBLING ABRAHAM LINCOLN FOUND (Springfield Shopper)

FOODFIGHT FOILED FISHSTICKS SEIZED (Daily Fourth Gradian)

LOTTERY DRAWING TODAY (Springfield Shopper)

HIX IN STIX LOVE CHIX LIX (Springfield Variety)

LOCAL MAN, HOMER SIMPSON, RECEIVES AWARD AND $2000 CHECK

LOCAL MAN, HOMER SIMPSON, RECEIVES AWARD AND $2000 CHECK - particular

PLAY ENJOYED BY ALL

QUEEN TO MAYOR: YOU'RE NEXT (Springfield Shopper)

WOMAN WEDS APE (Springfield Shopper)

WOMAN WEDS APE - Particular (Springfield Shopper)

MONDALE TO HART: WHERE'S THE BEEF? (Springfield Shopper)

BURNS PAYS CITY 3 MIL! (Springfield Shopper)

YOU NEED A HEART TO LIVE

WHO IS GABBO? (Springfield Shopper)

FIVE DAYS 'TIL GABBO (Springfield Shopper)

GABBO HERE TODAY (Springfield Shopper)

GABBO FABBO! KRUSTY RUSTY (Springfield Variety)

LISA KICKS BUTT (Springfield Shopper)

QUIMBY RE-ELECTED BY LANDSLIDE (Springfield Shopper)

GABBO STILL #1 IN SPRINGFIELD (Springfield Shopper)

KRUSTY SPECIAL AIRS TODAY (Springfield Shopper)

BURNS' BIRTHDAY TODAY (Springfield Shopper)

CAT BURGLAR STRIKES 15 HOMES! (Springfield Shopper)

BURGLAR STRIKES AGAIN! (Springfield Shopper)

ZIRCONIA ZTOLEN!!! (Springfield Shopper)

LOCAL GAYS SHOW THEIR PRIDE (Springfield Shopper)

BIG FAT MAN HAS BIG FAT HEART (Springfield Shopper)

KBBL CHEATS STRAIGHT-A STUDENT!!! (Springfield Shopper)

QUIMBY NEPHEW CHARGED IN BEATING (Springfield Shopper)

BOB PARDON: #1 LOCAL ISSUE (Springfield Shopper)

CALL FOR PROBE IN BOB FLAP (Springfield Shopper)

TODDLERS TOPPLE MAYOR (Springfield Shopper)

PREZ SEZ: SCHOOL IS FOR LOSERS (Springfield Shopper)

BOY DISCOVERS COMET (Springfield Shopper)

ROCKET TO KICK COMET'S TAIL (Springfield Shopper)

BART NAMED WORLD'S GREATEST SEX MACHINE (Springfield Shopper)

INCONTINENT OLD MAN WINS MISS TEEN AMERICA (Springfield Shopper)

PREVIEW OF THE '96 SPONGES

MINEFIELDS - PLAYGROUNDS FOR THE 90s

WINE BOTTLES: OUR TEN FAVORITE VINTAGES

AWFUL SCHOOL IS AWFUL RICH (Springfield Shopper)

BURNS PLANS SUNSHINE HALT (Springfield Shopper)

WHO WILL BE FALLOUT BOY? (Springfield Shopper)

MILHOUSE DISAPPEARS! (Springfield Shopper)

MILHOUSE MELTDOWN (Variety)

SPINNING NEWSPAPER INJURES PRINTER (Springfield Shopper)

AMERICA LOVES TED KENNEDY (Springfield Shopper)

40 TRAMPLED AT POCO CONCERT (Springfield Shopper)

PLAYTIME IS FUN (The Flanders Press)

EXTRA EXTRA! TODD SMELLS (The Flanders Press)

SIMPSON KIDS MISS MOM & DAD (The Flanders Press)

BURNS SURVIVES BRUSH WITH SHUT-IN (Employee Newsletter)

LOCAL MAN LOSES PANTS, LIFE (Springfield Shopper)

PARADE TO DISTRACT JOYLESS CITIZENRY (Springfield Shopper)

BUM SUES CARTOON KING (Springfield Shopper)

TROY A LITTLE TENDERNESS

TROY WEDS (Springfield Shopper)

McCLURE ANKLES OBSCURITY (Variety)

HELMS CALLS FOR DONUT TAX (Springfield Shopper)

HELMS CALLS FOR DONUT TAX - particular (Springfield Shopper)

QUIMBY'S PROPOSITION 24 ON BALLOT (Springfield Shopper)

POLICE PREPARE FOR DEPORTATIONS (Springfield Shopper)

SUPERVILLAIN SEIZES EAST COAST (Springfield Shopper)

CHAMP TO WHALE ON LOCAL MAN (Springfield Shopper)

KICKIN' BACK (Springfield Shopper)

HUMAN BLIMP SEES FLYING SAUCER (Springfield Shopper)

FUNNY DOG TO MAKE LIFE WORTHWHILE (Springfield Shopper)

HOMER SIMPSON AND POOCHIE! (Toon Beat Magazine)

MANIAC TO LIVE AT BROTHER'S APARTMENT (Springfield Shopper)

ALCOHOL PROHIBITED IN SPRINGFIELD (Springfield Shopper)

CITY GOES DRY TODAY (Springfield Shopper)

BANNER BARS BOOZE (Springfield Shopper)

BEER BARON BEATS BANNER (Springfield Shopper)

BURNS TO OPEN RECYCLING PLANT (Springfield Shopper)

NEUTRON BOMB HEADED FOR SPRINGFIELD! (Springfield Shopper)

GRUESOME MURDERS AT SOCIALITE'S HOUSE

SIMPSONS SCAM SPRINGFIELD (Springfield Shopper)

SPRINGFIELD SHOPPER PURCHASED BY (EVIL) NICE CULT (Springfield Shopper)

NEW FACE IN TRASH RACE (Springfield Shopper)

SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE (Springfield Shopper)

DOG KILLS CAT, SELF (Springfield Shopper)

LOCAL COUPLE BARES ALL! (Springfield Shopper)

IT'S WAR! (Springfield Shopper)

TOWN PREPARES FOR OLYMPICS (Springfield Shopper)

UNUSUALLY LARGE, UGLY BABY BORN (Springfield Shopper)

NUTS TO SOUP (Springfield Shopper - Lifeways)

COD IS GREAT, SCROD IS GOOD (Springfield Shopper)

THAR, SHE BLOWS!

SCIENTIST CLONES SHEEP (Toon Times)

NAHASAPEEMAPETILAN-TASTIC! (Springfield Shopper)

YELLOW FEVER (Daily Variety)

BUMPTIOUS BROOD BOFFO! (The Hollywood Reporter)

FEDS TO SIMPS: PAY UP! (Springfield Shopper)

THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! (Springfield Shopper)

KETCHUP TRUCK HITS HAMBURGER STAND

LISA ALIVE! (Springfield Shopper)

WEB SNOOP EXPOSES POOL HUSTLE (Springfield Shopper)

WEB SNOOP EXPOSES POOL HUSTLE - particular (Springfield Shopper)

FOOD SUPPLY CUT OFF (Springfield Shopper)

FIRST DAY OF SPRING (Springfield Shopper)

PAIR SINKS JUDGE'S HOUSE (Springfield Shopper)

SIMPSONS ARRESTED IN FAMILY RIOT (Springfield Shopper)

SLEEP IMPORTANT, SAY EXPERTS (Springfield Shopper)

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD

YOU SUCK ANGRY DAD

MEDICAL MARIJUANA OUTLAWED (Springfield Shopper)

HO. J. SIMPSON TRIAL STARTS TODAY SCREENSHOT (Springfield Shopper)

HEAT WAVE CONTINUES (Springfield Shopper)

CRAZED MOM GOES TOPLESS (Springfield Shopper)

TEACHER NOMINATED FOR AWARD (Springfield Shopper)

TEACHER NOMINATED FOR AWARD - particular (Springfield Shopper)

DRUNK COP FIRED FROM FORCE (Springfield Shopper)

DRUNK COP FIRED FROM FORCE - particular (Springfield Shopper)

LONELY MEN DIE EARLY (Springfield Shopper)

SARA LIVES IN SIN, MESS (The National Whoops)

BUMBLEBEE MAN CAUGHT IN STING (Springfield Shopper)

FLAN SLAM IS #1 JAM (Billboard for kidz)

ALE OF THE PUP (Springfield Shopper)

CAVALRY KIDS LEAD CHARGE IN CLEANUP (Springfield Shopper)

BABY SAVED BY LOCAL HERO, NOT FATHER

MAYOR UNVEILS ERECTION TO CHEERING CROWD

SCHOOL ELECTIONS TODAY (Daily Fourth Gradian)

YANK BANGS QUEEN, OLD BEAN (The Times)

SIMPO TO UK: I'LL KILL YOU ALL (The Mirror)

YANKEE DOODLE RANDY (The Sun)

JUDGE GOES MEDIEVAL ON SIMPSON'S ASS (The Sun)

WACKO JACKO TO BLIMPO SIMPO: SELL ME YOUR BONES (The Mirror)

BART AND PRINCE HARRY - OUT OF CONTROL? (The Daily Mail)

FAMILIES COME FIRST ON BALLOT (Springfield Shopper)

COSTS TOO MUCH DOES TOO LITTLE (Springfield Shopper)

OBESE NERD EATS HUMBLE PIE (Springfield Shopper)

IN-DE NO-PANTS DAY! (Daily Fourth Gradian)

U-ASS-A! (Springfield Shopper)

ELEGY FOR GEEZER ROCK (The Red Dress Press)

BELOVED HERO CHEATS DEATH

IT'S TOO LATE (Burns Weekly)

LISA TO BURNS: 'DROP DEAD' (The Red Dress Press)

I CAN GO ON THE BUS (Chicago Tribune)

NYAH, NYAH WE'RE BACK (The Red Dress Press)

LISA'S A TOTAL WACKO, IMPLIES FATHER (Springfield Shopper)

LISA LOVES MILHOUSE (Springfield Shopper)

FINAL 'I GIVE UP' EDITION (The Red Dress Press)

MY DAUGHTER, THE HERO (The Homer Times)

THE TRUTH ABOUT CARL (The Lenny Saver)

ARE YOU A PATTY OR A SELMA? (Twin Spin)

FATHER OF EIGHT MISSING (Springfield Shopper)

STEVE BARNES OPENS CONVENIENCE STORE (The New Delhi Daily)

WIGGUM SLEEPS THROUGH RIOT (Springfield Shopper)

TOP COP SURRENDERS TO BACKFIRING CAR (Springfield Shopper)

FIREMEN RESCUE POLICE CHIEF FROM TREE (Springfield Shopper)

COMMISSION: WIGGUM SUCKS (Springfield Shopper)

HAIL DROUGHT CONTINUES (Springfield Shopper)

WIGGUM RESCUES BOY. NO, REALLY (Springfield Shopper)